The Randy Skull Mother is a truly majestic creature that can be found in almost every country across the globe.
These animals are, unfortunately, highly endangered.
For many years scientists speculated that they had already succumb to extinction, with many professionals subscribing to the theory that the creatures were purely mythical and had never actually existed in any quantifiable state!

These rumours stemmed from the fact that very few living humans have ever encountered the rare beast, but recently professor Sandy Wrangler formerly of the Sandy Wrangler Randy Handler Skull Mother Protection Society was the first to provide tangible proof of existence to the wider scientific community.

Wrangler, who had spent many years travelling the globe gathering information on the creatures, has created an encyclopaedia of information regarding Skull Mother's behaviour and using it to track down one of the illusive critter, quoted:

 "The vaginal fluid was key, all I had to do was follow the droplets along the floor and it lead me straight to the repulsive monstrosity!"

A few choice samples of the knowledge she has gathered inform us that the male's of the species are in fact entirely extinct, and that the female has adapted to use sperm from the human male and somehow, defying all scientific knowledge, also eggs from the human female.
It is theorised that the extinction of the male's from the species is due to the unimaginably savage manner in which the female copulates.
This is also speculated to be the reason so few sightings are ever reported, and why those very few who survive an encounter with the beast are so commonly comatose, disabled, institutionalised or any mix of the three!

Suited, armed men from a shady government organisation have informed us that harming or attempting to avoid encounters with the Randy Skull Mother is now illegal.
Any survivors who are proven to have caused harm to the creature will be imprisoned regardless of physical and/or mental wellbeing.

When asked why she stepped down from her top position at Sandy Wrangler Randy Handler Skull Mother Protection Society, Sandy Wrangler was quoted to say (in a reportedly "sarcastic" tone) :

"The office I worked in isn't very wheelchair accessible."